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has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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on the internet americans dress modern but on american reality shows americans dress like its 2004
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It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
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lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
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actually the worst acting in the fuckin world
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shit. it looked real.
i want this on my wall(via jessekinng)

