May 2013
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
tyleroakley:
zombiegenocidest:
ACCURATE.
hiyoshiwakashi:
purplefridge:
[anime rival voice] Impressive. Hmph.
[anime protagonist voice] I’m just getting warmed up.
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
theguyunderyou:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
h0odrich:
Bees need to realize they have wings and can fly wherever the f the want why they gotta harass me for
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
I hate my friends
blowmeharry:
simplyyriaax:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
Lmfao dead
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
leonmcgann:
on the internet americans dress modern but on american reality shows americans dress like its 2004
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
