gloomyteens: omg the hot problems girls have a new music video
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
mormondad: i dont grow chest hair i just grow chest money
courtneylovescrotch: kimkardashiancrying: hamfarto: Omg this was tagged as ‘offensive blogging’ her eyebrows offend me as did her mustache
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
crazyassblackgirlgifs: They have the most ghetto employees oh my god.
toocooltobehipster: this is cute